February 2, 2019 | Chapo, Booker, and FuckJerry


  • Infamous Kingpin El Chapo reportedly had sex with minors.
  • Governor of Virginia will not resign despite being in a yearbook with people in KKK costume and blackface.
  • A former prosecutor says that Donald Trump Jr. will definitely be indicted by Mueller.
  • Presidential candidate Elizabeth Warren apologizes to the Native American community for taking a test to see if she had any Native American lineage.
  • Cory Booker announces he is running for President.


  • Putin is ramping up Russia’s missile arsenal.


  • Lebron sits out in loss to Warriors.


  • John Mulaney and Colin Hanks are urging people to unfollow FuckJerry on Instagram


Photo credits to Variety


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